pirates with pigtails (TW: KINKY SHIT)

Jul 26

"We WILL have a fear of goats in this house, young lady."

-My Mommy, re: goats

Jul 20
littlesspace:

How to become a perfect little/ babygirl!I bet a lot of you wondered, how to be the perfect, most appealing and cutest babygirl/boy ever, and since I am a master at this, is will now teach you, how!Step 1: CutenessYou may have wondered, how some of us get so incredibly cute, because being cute is such an important trait in our community. It’s actually pretty easy. To become really cute, do the following things: Brush you hair, put on the clothes you feel most adorable in, sit down on the floor with a stuffie and smile. Done. Now you’re cute. There are other ways to become cute, if this didn’t work for you: Take a nice shower, using your favourite shower gel or shampoo, put a towel around your hip or chest, put yourself in front at a mirror and realize how freaking adorable you are. Or: Take a nap, wake up with fuzzy hair and drink something of your choice. Tada, now you’re cute.If you need more tips on how to become a cute person easily, just ask away!Step 2: The perfect bodyAre you feeling too thin, too chubby, too normal, too adult? I will help you achieve the perfect body for being a little/ babygirl/-boy. First: Make sure to drink 1,5 - 2 Liter of water or unsugared tea each day. Don’t be upset if you fail at this sometimes, because so do I. Failing is part of our cuteness, mentioned in ‘Step 1: Cuteness’. Second: Eat at least one healthy thing a day. A tomato, or an apple, some homemade soup or anything else you like, that’s fresh and not full of sugar. Third: Look at yourself the way you look at other people. Do you scan their skin for imperfections? Do you poke at their bones or bodyfat? Do you think they are disgusing? No. Most people you see, look perfectly fine to you. And guess what, so do you. Fourth: Done. Once you realized that, you have achieved the perfect body and everyone will start to ask you, how you got such an amazing outer appearance :DStep 3: BehaviourThis is a more tricky thing, because behaviour depends on what age you represent and what you feel like at that day, but I will try to make this easy for you:Age 1-5: If you feel like using a diaper, cool for you. But you’re just as amazing, if you don’t. You hate pacifiers? That’s no problem, nobody has to use them, but if you do, that’s so sweet as well. Babylanguage is not eveyones cup of tea, but guess what? You are an adorable baby, no matter how or if you speak. Stuffies are annoying? No problem, just don’t use one. Can’t go without carrying at least 5 of them? That’s awesome, too!Age 5-9: Your tutu is blue, eventhough you’re a girl and girls are supposed to wear pink? No. You’re adorable, no matter what color. Oh and you are also still allowed to use a diaper, paci and bottle, if this is, what suits your personality best. If you’re too old for all that jizz jazz, that’s pretty cool too, by the way. And no, you don’t have to be a sassy little one, in order to get all the love from your other half, you can feel and be whatever you want to, because as long as you are happy, we are happy.Age 10-however old you are: You identify as a middle, you listen to punk music, you use lipstick, but underneath your really short skirt is a hidden diaper? That’s alright! It’s also perfectly fine for you to hate bottles, or to love them, to find pacis inappropiate, or to suck on them whenever you can. But please keep in mind: You have to be yourself. If you can not be yourself, how are things going to work?Yes, this was all very complicated, so I’ll give you a very short version of all 3 Steps:Do whatever the fuck you want.And tada, now you’ve become the perfect little! Hope this helped :D

littlesspace:

How to become a perfect little/ babygirl!

I bet a lot of you wondered, how to be the perfect, most appealing and cutest babygirl/boy ever, and since I am a master at this, is will now teach you, how!

Step 1: Cuteness
You may have wondered, how some of us get so incredibly cute, because being cute is such an important trait in our community. It’s actually pretty easy. To become really cute, do the following things: Brush you hair, put on the clothes you feel most adorable in, sit down on the floor with a stuffie and smile. Done. Now you’re cute. There are other ways to become cute, if this didn’t work for you: Take a nice shower, using your favourite shower gel or shampoo, put a towel around your hip or chest, put yourself in front at a mirror and realize how freaking adorable you are. Or: Take a nap, wake up with fuzzy hair and drink something of your choice. Tada, now you’re cute.
If you need more tips on how to become a cute person easily, just ask away!

Step 2: The perfect body
Are you feeling too thin, too chubby, too normal, too adult? I will help you achieve the perfect body for being a little/ babygirl/-boy.
First: Make sure to drink 1,5 - 2 Liter of water or unsugared tea each day. Don’t be upset if you fail at this sometimes, because so do I. Failing is part of our cuteness, mentioned in ‘Step 1: Cuteness’.
Second: Eat at least one healthy thing a day. A tomato, or an apple, some homemade soup or anything else you like, that’s fresh and not full of sugar.
Third: Look at yourself the way you look at other people. Do you scan their skin for imperfections? Do you poke at their bones or bodyfat? Do you think they are disgusing? No. Most people you see, look perfectly fine to you. And guess what, so do you.
Fourth: Done. Once you realized that, you have achieved the perfect body and everyone will start to ask you, how you got such an amazing outer appearance :D

Step 3: Behaviour
This is a more tricky thing, because behaviour depends on what age you represent and what you feel like at that day, but I will try to make this easy for you:
Age 1-5: If you feel like using a diaper, cool for you. But you’re just as amazing, if you don’t. You hate pacifiers? That’s no problem, nobody has to use them, but if you do, that’s so sweet as well. Babylanguage is not eveyones cup of tea, but guess what? You are an adorable baby, no matter how or if you speak. Stuffies are annoying? No problem, just don’t use one. Can’t go without carrying at least 5 of them? That’s awesome, too!
Age 5-9: Your tutu is blue, eventhough you’re a girl and girls are supposed to wear pink? No. You’re adorable, no matter what color. Oh and you are also still allowed to use a diaper, paci and bottle, if this is, what suits your personality best. If you’re too old for all that jizz jazz, that’s pretty cool too, by the way. And no, you don’t have to be a sassy little one, in order to get all the love from your other half, you can feel and be whatever you want to, because as long as you are happy, we are happy.
Age 10-however old you are: You identify as a middle, you listen to punk music, you use lipstick, but underneath your really short skirt is a hidden diaper? That’s alright! It’s also perfectly fine for you to hate bottles, or to love them, to find pacis inappropiate, or to suck on them whenever you can. But please keep in mind: You have to be yourself. If you can not be yourself, how are things going to work?

Yes, this was all very complicated, so I’ll give you a very short version of all 3 Steps:
Do whatever the fuck you want.

And tada, now you’ve become the perfect little!
Hope this helped :D

Jul 07

hey porntumblr,

guess who had her first orgasm in three months yesterday

and then went for another one today?

YEAH ME GO ME I RULE ORGASMS ARE GREAT

Jul 06

I’m writing new lyrics for Cyndi Lauper’s Money Changes Everything so now the song is called Mommy Fixes Everything.

Jun 23

Anonymous said: So my Daddy told me today that monsters don't like clean rooms cause there is nothing to hide behind. Is that true or is he tricking me to clean my room?

dreamiedaddy:

Nope that’s true! Then they can not come out of the closet or from out of the bed since they have nothing to hide behind So it makes them stuck in the closet or under the bed.

Jun 14
Pose for a poster my girlfriend Pink Diapers is drawing.
We have fun.
(the pile of dishes is clean, we just haven’t sorted them yet)

Pose for a poster my girlfriend Pink Diapers is drawing.

We have fun.

(the pile of dishes is clean, we just haven’t sorted them yet)

Jun 14

my current hobby is being little with people and trying to get them to participate in unnecessarily complex discussions

no mommy, i think a more adequate cwitique of social constwuctions of gender would cwuciawwy impwicate the sevewity of the human need to bewong and be wuvved in a worwd that is cowd and judgmentaw, often viowentwy so

also, im a cute baby GIMME KISSES

Jun 12
Jun 08

i need doll/stuffed animal’s revenge-type stories

HEY

Still neglecting the shit out of Tumblr but I have a question that I can’t really put on Facebook

So me and my dolly were thinking of making a photoshoot of a scene with, like, a doll’s revenge sort of theme

Like it would start with me, AB girl par excellence, being a really annoying owner and mis-applying makeup and dressing my dolly up all silly, you know, whatever is funny and humiliating

When BAM my adorable dolly busts out some rope and a hairbrush and shows me exactly how she feels about her treatment

Probably there’d be some regression involved since my tastes are nothing if not predictable.  Big girl pants being revoked, etc

Anyway my PROBLEM is I am trying to find inspiration from stories along these lines, like teddy bears and things uprising against their owners, and Google is not helping.  I know these stories exist, I used to love one or two, but you’d be amazed how annoying it is that every ABDL story out there has the most generic names imaginable.

Anyway, on the bright side, this search has reminded me that Princess Pottypants’s blog is the tops.

P.S. I also want links to these stories just because they’re awesome

May 16
Wizardmon is the coolest.

Wizardmon is the coolest.

Apr 07
I NEED TO OWN THESE

I NEED TO OWN THESE

Apr 07

420 hug mommy erry day

Apr 06

still too busy to post for a long time

but i have a list of rules to put on my fridge behavior chart whenever i get around to making one:

No whining

Be nice to my little sister

Take care of my pet

Watch my dolly

Clean my room

No daytime accidents

No nighttime accidents

Write at least one new joke every day