pirates with pigtails (TW: KINKY SHIT)

May 18

today i got a friend to tell me she wants to get a pair of shortalls, and then she asked me where were good places get them, because i have like three pairs and never shut the fuck up about them

fashion vindication

May 18

best forum thread ever (warning: links to a kinky forum) →

i love people who quit forums and mass edit their posts, because then you just have threads of posts by one person saying “delete” over and over again and others saying “this is a great story!  can’t wait to see more!”

it’s like they’re being sarcastic douchebags and i love it.

May 18

who do i have to fuck to get a spanking in this town?

May 18

i could get super into petplay, but only from the perspective of, like, being a little kid who really enjoys pretending to be a kitty.

May 17
Hey guys, I just got an exclusive shot of the new superman costume!
So excited for Man of Steel. :3

Hey guys, I just got an exclusive shot of the new superman costume!

So excited for Man of Steel. :3

May 17

‘about sex talk him about sex so she became wet and maybe she will ask you to screw her’
this is the single most educational thing i have ever read.  i wish someone would talk him about sex and make me became wet.

May 17

quote she’s the one begging for a bedtime story and for some reason a lot of girls want guys to tell them bedtime stories now….

May 17

1. WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME DESPICABLE ME WAS A MOVIE ABOUT MY IDEAL RELATIONSHIP DYNAMIC BEFORE

2. man i wish i could do normal relationships

May 16
abprincess:

Don’t forget, the more notes this gets the sooner Magee shares his big news :)

TELL US OR YOU’RE TOAST

abprincess:

Don’t forget, the more notes this gets the sooner Magee shares his big news :)

TELL US OR YOU’RE TOAST

May 13

Please Don’t Think It’s Funny - Mister Rogers, Let’s Be Together Today

Mister Rogers really was just about the best person ever.  It’s great to grow up, but sometimes it’s nice to hug your teddy bear, and sometimes you want an extra kiss before bedtime, and that’s okay too.

(Obviously this song has different meaning to littles than he intended for it.  Don’t make me love it less.)

May 11

Sherlock Hound: The Adventure of the Blue Carbuncle →

You can always tell when I’ve had a shitty week because everything comes back to feeling lonely and helpless, and wanting a daddy to fill that stupid void. “If Cartoon Dog Sherlock Holmes as envisioned by Hayao Miyazaki couldn’t protect me from all the scary stuff in the world,” I say at those times, “no one could.”

May 11

i wish my therapist had decided my being trans was just a phase sooner.  i mean here i am, two years into living full-time “as a woman” (whatever that means) professionally, socially, romantically.  no one i’ve met in quite a while knows that i am of a transsexual history.  it ruined my school experience.  been on hormones for years.  got my name changed, all my ID updated.

i feel like it’s a bit late for her to decide i’m not really trans, is all.  but no, totes, PTSD is the same basic thing, it’s understandable why i’d get the two confused.

OH BY THE WAY I WAS BEING SARCASTIC

pout.

May 11

zorrodaddy liked your photoset: fairytalemood: “Fairy Tale Battle Roya…

brb, starstruck, hyperventilating