pirates with pigtails (TW: KINKY SHIT)

May 26

of course in the week since i queued a post saying i’ve exclusively crushed on trans girls lately

i bone a cis dude and make plans to get beat up by two non-trans-lady dykes.

(I SAY NON-TRANS-LADIES BECAUSE I DON’T THINK CIS IS QUITE THE WORD, the short one spent the day walking around in tiny tight black shorts with a giant peen sticking out, see)

(also I DO STUFF WITH THE COOLEST PEOPLE)

May 26
hugs and kisses!

hugs and kisses!

May 26
i wanna ribbon!

i wanna ribbon!

May 26
ilovetgirl:

Oh my … perfect with venus dimples …

i’m not sure what venus dimples are but i reckon all of them are perfect!

ilovetgirl:

Oh my … perfect with venus dimples …

i’m not sure what venus dimples are but i reckon all of them are perfect!

May 26
i’m on vacation.  don’t hassle me.

i’m on vacation.  don’t hassle me.

May 26
i want that bear.

i want that bear.

May 26
i want to start a blog called fuck yeah, talcum powder.

i want to start a blog called fuck yeah, talcum powder.

May 26
those stuffed animals are effing terrifying.  also TWIN TAILS EEEEE

those stuffed animals are effing terrifying.  also TWIN TAILS EEEEE

May 26
littlemisslillykat:

( I don’t have “fetish” for Transgirls.
                                         I LOVE Transgirls )
eilipaige:
          This very much applies to me.
littlemisslillykat:
          Thanks for making this. I love you babe! XOXOX

i like this way of putting it because i’ve been reviewing my crushes and relationships in the last year or so and i’m like exclusively interested in trans girls anymore.  probably mostly because i have nothing in common with cis people and every conversation i have with them is mostly spent remembering in painful clarity exactly how different i am.

littlemisslillykat:

( I don’t have “fetish” for Transgirls.

                                         I LOVE Transgirls )

eilipaige:

          This very much applies to me.

littlemisslillykat:

          Thanks for making this. I love you babe! XOXOX

i like this way of putting it because i’ve been reviewing my crushes and relationships in the last year or so and i’m like exclusively interested in trans girls anymore.  probably mostly because i have nothing in common with cis people and every conversation i have with them is mostly spent remembering in painful clarity exactly how different i am.

May 26
parasol!

parasol!

May 26
not pictured: shorts underneath because i’m ~modest~

not pictured: shorts underneath because i’m ~modest~

May 26
farmers!
wait shit
sailors!

farmers!

wait shit

sailors!

May 26
stay-a-little:

abbydemoness:

does she mean a peek at her cervix or is she doing a thing where she tries to minimize just how much more than a peek he’s getting?

Abby, everytime I check your blog I’m like ‘aww cute’ or ‘hot’ at a picture then scroll down and read your comment and everything seems slightly more ridiculous. I like this.

mission accomplished. <3

stay-a-little:

abbydemoness:

does she mean a peek at her cervix or is she doing a thing where she tries to minimize just how much more than a peek he’s getting?

Abby, everytime I check your blog I’m like ‘aww cute’ or ‘hot’ at a picture then scroll down and read your comment and everything seems slightly more ridiculous. I like this.

mission accomplished. <3